D3 body, D1 cock
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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