I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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