problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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