They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
COCAINE IS GR8
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
