I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You smell like stripper and shame
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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