just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
if i died would you start the facebook group?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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