i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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