I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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