Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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