well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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