I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The ass gains better be worth it
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