how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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