why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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