also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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