YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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