HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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