So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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