I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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