When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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