I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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