What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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