Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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