hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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