No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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