There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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