oh god the rape fog is back!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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