I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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