she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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