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(302): View more from Delaware

I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy

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(518): View more from New York

im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'

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(904): View more from Florida

the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing

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(630): View more from Illinois

yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place

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(509): View more from Washington

As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets

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(732): View more from New Jersey

While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.

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