real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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