K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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