He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Do plants get herpes?
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