scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
