Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize