I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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