my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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