I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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