hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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