Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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