who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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