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listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating

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(605): View more from South Dakota

was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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(352): View more from Florida

Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?

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(303): View more from Colorado

He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed

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(818): View more from California

Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.

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(512): View more from Texas

And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face

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