ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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