is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just pee around me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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