OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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