so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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