high people should be assigned attendants
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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