did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
You can't motorboat a personality
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Randomize
