So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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