Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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