oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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