Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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